Boom Went The Burrito

Yesterday all of Tomorrowland was evacuated due to a potential bomb scare. A cooler-like case was left by someone, and people took the precautionary cases to make sure it wasn't a bomb. The APD and bomb squad were called in, Tomorrowland was evacuated, and they began their search....only to find out it WASN'T a bomb....but a cooler full of burritos. Now, here's some things on this:

• Only in Southern California will people take a cooler full of burritos into a theme park.
• Only in Southern California will people LEAVE their cooler full of burritos, just like they probably left their couch on I-5 the other day.
• Why was it burritos? Because this is socal, and we love our burritos.

and finally:

• the burritos were probably bought at the taco bell/mobile mart/starbucks right across the street, along with a pair of knock off ray-bans and a small bottle of Corona for the uncle of the group.

NOTE: This is all out of pure fun, and not intended to offend anyone. If you do find this offensive, please, do not hesitate to send me an e-mail explaining why you feel that way.

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