Monday, March 21, 2011

A Word, Mr. Harold?

Good afternoon Harold, thanks so much for doing this at the last minute. I've been incredibly busy lately, and am so glad you could take time out of scaring the bobsledders to sit down and chat with me! First question...uhm...how long do you have before the CM's realize that Matterhorn really didn't 101?

YOUR WELCOME JAKE. ME ALWAYS LOVE TO CHAT ABOUT...UH....ME! HEHEHE
CAST MEMBER STILL WORKING ON GETTING FAT MAN OUT OF BOBSLED. HE NO FIT LIKE HE USED TO.
haha I bet. Alright, let's get these stock questions out of the way.

Name: HAROLD THEDORE SNOWMAN

Age: 33 YEARS YOUNG :D

Hometown: DISNEYLAND!!! HEHEHE

Favorite Disney Character: ME LIKE HAROLD...AND TED....AND MURPHY.......AND......EVERYONE!!!! :D

Life motto: ANCIENT YETI PROVERB: "RAAAAWWWWRRR RAAWWRR RAAAWWWRRRRR!!!!"

Favorite Disney Ride? ME LIKE BOBSLEDS!!!!!! AND TRAM!!! :D

iPhone or Blackberry? ANDROID, ME ALWAYS HAVE SUPERIOR ANDROID.

What’s something you do every day, without exception? WAVE TO GUESTS ON RIDE! AND SING WITH TED!!!

$100,000. What do you do with it? BUY CHURROS!!!! AND BUTTER!!!!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF BUTTERS.

If you had a 'celebrity hall pass' who would you pick? ……......HOLLY MADISON…….

Favorite musician? I ENJOY AN EVENING WITH MOZART AND BEETHOVEN, WITH AN OCCASINAL SPRINKLING OF BACH. OH AND DAPPER DANS! THEY GOT CURLY MOUSTACHES! :D

Best text you’ve ever gotten?
TED-“HAPPYS MUNDAYS HARRY FURMONSTER!!”
HAROLD- “HAPPY TUESDAYS TED!”
TED-“WAIT? ITS TOOESDAY!?”
HAROLD-“HHEHEHEEHHE”

Mac or PC? MAC….ME LIKE APPLES!! ☺

What do you think will happen in 2012? DCA WILL GET MORE POPULAR…..

You’re in charge of the Disneyland resort for a week: what do you do? GIVE AA’S A WEEK OFF. WE HAS TO WORK 24/7!!

Best Disney Park? DISNEYLAND, CUZ IT’S THE ONLY ONE WITH HAROLD! ☺

How do you think you'll die? POWER OUTAGE…..

Favorite Johnny Depp movie? ME JUST WATCHED RANGO, ME LIKEY THAT MOVIE! OR ED WOOD. HE HAS MOUSTACHE! HEHEHHE

Mickey D’s or BK? WHO BK? ME EAT AT MICKEYS HOUSE A LOT. HE HAS GOOD CHEESE FRYS

Pizza: Chicago or New York style? PIZZA!!!! WHERE!!!????

Best thing a guy/girl's said to you? TEAM HAROLD :D

Buddah or Jesus? ME NO MEET EITHER….ME JUST SAY WALT DISNEY!

coke or pepsi? PEPSI! HAROLD WANT TASTE OF NEW GENERATION!

Favorite Medical TV drama? SCRUBS. ME LIKE JD ☺

Favorite shoes? UHHH JAKE….. ME NO WEAR SHOES…….

If you were to be a professional athlete, what sport do you want to be in? IS THERE A SPORT WHERE ME CAN WAVE HI?

Blond or Brunette? NO HAROLDS HAIR IS WHITE!

What's your biggest fear? REFURB…..

Do you twitter? UHHHH DUH JAKE? ME @HAROLDSNOWMAN! :D

favorite idol (not the show)? WALT DISNEY……HE LIKE HAROLDS DADDY!

What was your dream job as a kid? ME DOING IT! EVERYDAY! :D

Best song on your iPod? CALIFORNIA GULLS!!!

Worst song on your iPod? THE HAROLD SONG BY KE$HA….. ME THOUGHT IT ABOUT HAROLD!?

Any Apologies? TO MURPHYTRACKER, ME STELDED ALL HIS FOLLOWERS ;D

Best Concert you've ever been to? THE HAUNTED MANSION SINGING BUSTS CONCERTS, THEY ARE REAL GOOD LIVE


Alright, now that we've got the 'stock' questions out of the way, let's get more in depth.


What is your best memory with the rest of the AA twitters? ME AND TED FLYING TO FLOURIDA TO RESCUE NORMIE!


What do you think of being upgraded? I've had an idea to make you more fluid, and flexible, so you can really lean out and swing towards the guests as they whiz by on the bobsleds. WHAT SO ME CAN BE LIKE COUSIN DISCO YETI? ME CLASSIC ME NO NEED UPGRADE!....DOESN’T MEAN I WOULDN’T WANT ONE THOUGH……



What do you think of the twitter accounts (Jack sparrow, pirates dog, etc) that seem to be here just because accounts who are more popular (Like you, Murphy and the nemo birds.) have the limelight? Seems to me like they're trying to latch onto the fame. I mean, for goodness sake, Holly Madison follows you! ME THINK THAT THEY WANT TO HAVE A VOICE, BUT ME BE HONEST SOME THING’S WERE NOT MEANT FOR A VOICE, HAROLD THINK AT LEAST THEY SHOULD BE AN AUDIO-ANIMATRONIC FIRST OF ALL, THEN REWARD FOLLOWERS WITH CONTINUED CONTENT AND CONSISTENT CHARACTER. THERE PLENTY OF AA’S WITHOUT TWITTER’S YET THAT ARE A LITTLE SHY AND NEW TO IT ALL. ME TRY AND REWARD ONES ME LIKE BY GETTING PEOPLE TO FOLLOW THEM, LIKE @NEMOSEAGULLS, CAUSE THEY GET WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN AA TWITTER. AND ME KNOW BEAUTIFUL GIRL, HOLLY MADISON FOLLOWING HAROLD!! OMG!! :D

Being around for a while, you've scared many children, and even grown men. What's some of the best scares you've done to people? ME ASCARED TED ONE TIME THAT HE REBOOTED! :D AND ME SCARED GROUP OF TEENAGERS BECAUSE THEY NO CARE ABOUT RIDE AND WAS TALKING ABOUT SIX FLAGS SO ME GRAB CAR AND YELL” RAAAWWWWRRRR” RIGHT IN THERE FACES! THEY ALL SCREAM LIKE LITTLE GIRLS! TEEHEE HAROLD LAUGH FOR WEEKS!

Whatever happened to the mountain climbers that used to climb outside the mountain during the day? MOST OF THE TIME THEY JUST HANG OUT WITH HAROLD IN CAVE AND PLAY BASKETBALL IN MOUNTAIN. HAROLD ALWAYS WIN THOUGH….

Are they going to come back? ME HOPE SO! ☹

Are you related to Sully from Monster's Inc? ME PLAYED HIM! ME UNCREDITED.

Was that REALLY you as the Yeti in the movie? Heard a rumor that you cameo'd in it. YES ME PUT ON EXPENSIVE MOTION CAPTURE SUIT AND ACT LIKE YETI, BUT ME SURPRISED CAUSE THEY GOT SOMEONE ELSE TO VOICEOVER MY BODY. ME FEEL LIKE DARTH VADER…

what do you think of a movie being made about Matterhorn Bobsleds? The Jungle Cruise might get one, Pirates had 4 made, and the Mansions' movie is being redone. There's even rumors of a Big Thunder film. Why not one about the Icy Peaks you live in? ME WANT MOVIE! ME WANT MOVIE!! ME NO KNOW WHY THEY NO MAKE MOVIE!? MAYBE CAUSE THEY KNOW HAROLD WOULD BE MORE POPULAR THEN PIRATES :D

Even better, why not a reality TV show about your life? ME WOULD LIKE THAT TOO! WE CAN CALL IT HAROLD AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE! WHY YOU SHAKE YOUR HEAD JAKE?

Alright, that's all the questions I've got right now. Thank you so much for taking time to sit down with me and chat. I really appreciate it! ANYTIME BUDDY! ME LOVE TO ANSWER FANS QUESTIONS! NOW TIME FOR YETI HUG!!!!!!! :D

Ok readers, if you have a question for the Harold Snowman twitter account, either leave a comment here, tweet it to me, or send me an e-mail at mainstreetjake@yahoo.com All the fan questions will be posted Friday morning!

> Jake

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