"You need to find yourself a girl, mate."

talking to @Chrisfourmont and @mycroft16 on twitter about the subject, and it got me thinking.

For the most part, guys are far more out of control and weird when they don't have a girl in their life. I just posted this on twitter:

Dear unbreakable tupperwear and knife that can cut through anything,

My money is on the knife.

Sincerely, let the battle begin!

Because when I'm dating a girl, I don't do stuff like this. (granted I found this on Dear Blank Please Blank, I still wanna try it..)

Heck, last night I was hanging out with a buddy and we shot roman candles across the street. Nearly hit a powerline. And a car (parked, and mine). 

Then Chris gets all "you need a new hobby" and then Adam gets all "or a girl". Both statements are true. 

But can we go for the girl first? I really don't wanna change my fireworks hobby just yet.